The final movie of the sequel trilogy Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker ends it not with a bang, but a whimper. This movie might as well be subtitled The Fall Of Star Wars.
Before I start complaining let’s discuss about the positives of the movie. The production values are quite high, with excellent sound design and special effects. The acting is quite good as well, all the actors do their very best to do the series justice. There’s also a lot of callbacks to previous movies and a bit of the defunct Expanded Universe that hardcore fans might recognise.
But now let’s talk about the negatives, and there are a lot of negatives. First of all, the return of Palpatine. The movie doesn’t explain how Palpatine survived the events of Return of The Jedi, where he was thrown down the shaft of the second Death Star by a redeemed Darth Vader. He apparently shows up and broadcasts his return to the galaxy (which isn’t in the movie proper but rather in an event in Fortnite of all things) for no reason when it would’ve made sense to keep his survival a secret. He could’ve have called Kylo alone to come to him without telling the whole galaxy since he reveals he was the voice Kylo heard as Palpatine mimics Darth Vader’s voice.
The second problem is the fights. None of the fights have any tension, there were times where I thought that Rey could get injured or lose badly but then I remembered Rey is the perfect Jedi, able to do things previous Jedi couldn’t. The fights she have against Kylo Ren don’t really add to anything, none of them get hurt and most of the time the fights are just used for exposition for Kylo to explain stuff to Rey and retcon the big parent reveal from the previous film and the fight choreography was just bad. Even the space battle near the end wasn’t nearly as exciting as the opening battle of The Last Jedi.
Speaking of The Last Jedi the movie tries it best to rectify the mistakes made in that film. Luke (as a Force Ghost) admits it was a mistake to exile himself to Ach-to, Snoke was revealed to have been nothing more than a puppet and that they’re multiple copies of himself and the Holdo Maneuver (the lightspeed suicide technique) is hand waved away as having a one in a million chance of success. But Rise of Skywalker also has its own logic problems, the first one occurring in the first few hours. Apparently there’s something called lightspeed skipping where ships like the Millennium Falcon quickly go in and out of lightspeed, which makes no sense since we know from previous films that ships need to make to precise calculations in order to go to lightspeed in the first place. In addition we see Tie Fighters catching up to the Falcon easily through lightspeed. I didn’t even think it was possible for those small ships to even go to lightspeed considering their size. Then there’s Ghost Luke interacting with physical objects like his father’s lightsaber and his old X-Wing, which somehow still works despite being submerged in water for God knows how long. And then there’s the question of how Palpatine managed to gather the resources needed to create the Final Order without anyone finding out in the remote planet of Exagol.
Kylo’s redemption arc just feels tacked in. During their final battle, Kylo gets some kind of message from his mother Leia whom he thought he killed and after getting stabbed (then healed) by Rey he gets a vision of his father Han Solo, which makes no sense since Han’s not Force sensitive thus never became one with the Force. Maybe Leia had something to do with it but she was already dead by then. It ends with Kylo sacrificing his life to save Rey after she managed to defeat the Emperor single-handedly by redirecting his Force Lightning… with two lightsabers, and no I have no idea how that worked. The Knights Of Ren are just mooks that end up killed by the redeemed Ben Solo.
Out of all the characters in the movie I felt Finn should have been developed more. In this film he even meets with another stormtrooper that defected from the First Order and he starts about how it was a feeling that caused him to defect, like the Force brought him together with his friends at that moment. There were some moments in the film especially near the end where I thought that Finn was Force sensitive, when he was able to tell which ship was giving out the navigation signal. Personally a former stormtropper who awakens the latent power of the Force within and fights for peace in the galaxy would’ve made for a far better movie.
Finally that ending, my god that ending. At the end she buries Luke and Leia’s lightsabers in Tatooine and its revealed she has a new lightsaber with a golden blade, to show how special she is. The film makes a big deal about how blood didn’t matter and that Rey shouldn’t be ashamed of her lineage but instead of embracing her identity as Palpatine’s grand daughter she instead elects to take the Skywalker name for herself and calls herself Rey Skywalker
I can only recommend this movie to Star Wars fans interested in seeing how the trainwreck of a trilogy ends. For any casual movie-goer your time and money is best spent elsewhere. I give Rise of Skywalker a 3 out of 10.